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Drama Section
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The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
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Year: 1994
Attributes: Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 104 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Bill (I) Hunter
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Review:
The hilarious story of three drag queens in
the Outback doesn't have much in the way of
bear interest until the middle when they meet
up with woofy Bill Hunter.
BearMovie: #019 Entered: September 12, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1998
Attributes: Color, DVD, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 119 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Edward Norton
Ethan Suplee
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Review:
Intense drama about a former skinhead
(Norton, in an Oscar nominated role) who
tries to save his younger brother from
following in his footsteps. Superb acting
and photography, but this movie is not for
the faint of heart (especially the prison
scenes.) Norton cuts a handsome figure
with his cubbish goatee and fiery
demeanor... until you notice the giant
swastika tattoo on his chest. Ethan Suplee
("Mallrats") has a supporting role as one of
their skinhead friends. But the eye candy
aspect is incidental -- this movie is a must-
see because it tells such a powerful story.
BearMovie: #107 Entered: July 9, 2001 by cg
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Year: 1994
Attributes: Color Rating:
Length: 107 minutes
Featured Bears:
James Gandolfini
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BearMovie: #39 Entered: October 31, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1989
Attributes: Based on a Novel, Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 93 minutes
Featured Bears:
Jack Wallace
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Review:
Live-action film, mostly about two *real* bears -
an orphaned cub and a giant male Kodiak. Features
some hunters (pretty bearish themselves) who make
things tough for the bears.
BearMovie: #37 Entered: October 18, 1999 by cg
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The Belly of an Architect
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Year: 1987
Attributes: Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 108 minutes
Featured Bears:
Brian Dennehy
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Review:
A Peter Greenaway film, before he became really
self-indulgent! This British director was
responsible for one of Brian Dennehy's great
screen roles as the eponymous architect of the
title. Not a barrel of laughs, but a great
performance, which shows what Dennehy can do
when given some leeway from the usual tough
guys he is normally asked to play. Also,
viewers will also witness a full-frontal nude
scene!!!
BearMovie: #76 Entered: December 3, 2000 by cg
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Year: 2000
Attributes: Color, DVD, VHS Rating:
Length: 111 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Gary Lewis
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BearMovie: #115 Entered: October 21, 2001 by cg
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Year: 1995
Attributes: Color, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 177 minutes
Featured Bears:
Brendan Gleeson
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Review:
Brendan Gleeson is a terrific actor and this is
one of his most bearish roles: a beefy bearded
Scotsman. He joins William Wallace in his quest
to drive out the English tyrant, King Edward I.
BearMovie: #022 Entered: September 12, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1998
Attributes: Color, DVD, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 96 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Sean Astin
Brian Dennehy
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Review:
A pair of aimless surfer dudes who just want to
drift through life, discover girls (ick) and
decide to settle down.
This rather silly romantic comedy/drama has a
double treat for bear lovers - primarily
there's oh-so-cuddly cub Sean Astin with tons
of shirtless scenes (and he's getting nicely
hairy here). And then there's his mentor (in
both surfing and Life), the always-woofy Brian
Dennehy, who does a couple of scenes shirtless
or in a wetsuit!
BearMovie: #131 Entered: January 14, 2003 by dwc
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Year: 1997
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 127 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Ian Holm
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BearMovie: #30 Entered: September 24, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 2003
Attributes: Color Rating:
version also available
Featured Bears:
Brendan Gleeson
Rab Affleck
Finbar Furey
Alex Howden
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Review:
A positive bearfest from beginning to end.
Unfortunately, most of the bears in the cast
are in fairly minor, if not to say minute,
roles. Plenty of Celtic bears populate the
gangs and the streetpeople of the less than
salubrious environment of New York in the
nineteenth century. Look out for the fight
sequence, with one particularly magnificent
daddy bear, that ends in chaos. One for future
video referencing using the stop button!
BearMovie: #135 Entered: April 29, 2003 by dwc
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Year: 1995
Attributes: Based on a Novel, Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 105 minutes
Featured Bears:
James Gandolfini
Gene Hackman
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Review:
James Gandolfini plays a character
called 'Bear' in this movie. He is extrememly
woofy and has a full beard. Just one look at
this guy will convince you that he should be in
your movie list and of course part of every
bears video collection. He also plays Tony
Soprano in the wonderful 'The Sopranos' in
which you do get to see his nice hairy chest.
BearMovie: #40 Entered: November 7, 1999 by cg
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Year: 1993
Attributes: Based on a Novel, Color, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 261 minutes
Featured Bears:
Tom Berenger
Sam Elliott
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Review:
Lots of soldiers sporting bushy beards and huge
moustaches. A powerful epic film with some
excellent acting, especially from Jeff Daniels.
BearMovie: #42 Entered: November 22, 1999 by cg
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Year: 2000
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 154 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Russell Crowe
Oliver Reed
Richard Harris
Derek Jacobi
Chick Allen
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Review:
Hail the all-conquering bears!!! The sword and
sandal epic reinvented by Ridley Scott, a Bear
director, gives Oliver Reed his last chance to
shine on the big screen. Aside from that, there
is Russell Crowe's naked torso to salivate over,
Richard Harris doing his Daddy Bear bit, with
Derek Jacobi in a toga for the first time in
twenty years. Special reference should be made
of the opening scene with the hirsute German
tribe led by the most magnificent bear to be seen
in recent movie history (Chick Allen). He's
huge, boys!!!
BearMovie: #74 Entered: November 4, 2000 by cg
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Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan
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Year: 1984
Attributes: Based on a Novel Rating:
Featured Bears:
Ian Holm
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Review:
Ian Holm has never looked so ...adorable as he
has in Greystoke, a rather pretentious attempt
to make a serious drama out of the story of
Tarzan's origin. Ian Holm plays a lost French
expeditionary who is rescued and nursed back to
health by Tarzan. I forgot all about Tarzan
whenever Holm's character was onscreen. He goes
through stages in the film, early on he wears
some GREAT, classy mutton-chop sideburns and
safari gear. Towards the end his character has
a curly, full beard which is pretty hot too.
The highlight for me, though, is Holm rowing a
boat with his mutton-chops and his shirt off.
Tanned, sweaty shoulders and salt & pepper chest
hair. I'd rescue him right away!
BearMovie: #93 Entered: May 27, 2001 by msr
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Year: 1989
Attributes: Based on a Play, DVD Rating:
Length: 138 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Brian Blessed
Jimmy Yuill
Derek Jacobi
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Review:
Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Shakespeare's
"Henry V" features the EXTREMELY woofy Brian
Blessed as the Duke of Exeter. Watching this man
stroll into the court of the king of France
dressed in full body armour will quicken the
pulse of any bear! The movie is great also, and
it's what high school students ought to be
watching rather than poring over blocks of
flowery Shakespearean text.
BearMovie: #71 Entered: August 10, 2000 by RAD
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Year: 1990
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC Rating:
Length: 135 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Sean Connery
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Review:
Sean Connery plays the Russian sub commander.
A few other bears as eye candy in the
background.
BearMovie: #006 Entered: September 9, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1997
Attributes: Rating:
Featured Bears:
Trevor Cooper
Ron Donachie
David (II) Nicholls
Nick Brimble
Rory Edwards
Steven Waddington
Chris (I) Walker
James Cosmo
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Review:
A 6-tape set from the A&E mini-series.
But bears, Bears, BEARS! Big bears,
small bears, old bears, young bears,
good bears, and naughty bears.
I've only listed as FEW of the ones
that popped out from a quick look at
the credits.
(It's especially fun if you insert bear
subtext in the interactions between
Gurth and Little John.)
This mini-series blows away the 1952
Liz Taylor movie.
BearMovie: #002 Entered: September 7, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1989
Attributes: VHS Rating:
Length: 102 minutes
Featured Bears:
Ed Harris
Robert DeNiro
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Review:
Beside the fact that the first time you see Ed
Harris, he is in his underwear (with a hang
over). You get to see Robert DeNiro at his
bearish. And he dose strip to his underwear in
the middle of the movie as well (but not with
Ed Harris). DeNiro is a truck driver and there
are a few beary truckers in the backgroud. But
even without the bears in it, this is a good
movie. But I don't think I have seen Deniro
and Harris look any bearish as they do playing
blue collar type guys as they do in this movie
BearMovie: #49 Entered: January 21, 2000 by RAD
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Year: 1963
Attributes: Color, DVD, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 104 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Todd Armstrong
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Review:
Based on the Greek myth and starring a cubby Todd
Armstrong as Jason. The movie's better
remembered for its cutting-edge special effects
(for 1963 anyway) than its acting. But there's
plenty of Greek eye candy.
BearMovie: #46 Entered: December 19, 1999 by cg
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Year: 1999
Attributes: Color, DVD, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 82 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Brendan Gleeson
Oliver Platt
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Review:
This is a really good movie that doesn't take
itself seriously and is a wonderful homage to b-
movies. I think anybody who has enjoyed Jaws
and Piranha will love this film. The best bits
for me are the insults and threats shared
between the two bears in the movie, Brendan
Gleeson (Braveheart) and Oliver Platt (Three
Musketeers). Plus there is a wonderful scene
where Brendon Gleeson is wandering about the
woods in his underpants, yum.
BearMovie: #63 Entered: April 26, 2000 by RAD
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Year: 1989
Attributes: Color, English Subtitles, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 135 minutes
Featured Bears:
Philippe Noiret
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Review:
Philippe Noiret is the premier French Bear movie
actor who stars in this film dealing with the
aftermath of the First World War. Poignant and
funny and plenty of Philippe. Other notable
appearances are in LE COP and many many French
movies. Simply one gorgeous Bear!!!
BearMovie: #27 Entered: September 18, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1968
Attributes: Color Rating:
Length: 134 minutes
Featured Bears:
Peter O'Toole
Anthony Hopkins
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Review:
Yes, Peter O'Toole as a bear, playing Henry II
with Hopkins (just as woofy) as his son
Richard. Katharine Hepburn is outstanding
as Eleanor of Aquitaine.
BearMovie: #023 Entered: September 14, 1999 by rad
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Love! Valour! Compassion!
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Year: 1997
Attributes: Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 120 minutes
Featured Bears:
Jason Alexander
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Review:
Funny yet moving portrayal of 8 gay men spending
Memorial Day, Independance Day, and Labor Day
together at a country home. Sort of a gay Big
Chill or Four Seasons. Some may find the
characters too stereotypical, the performances
too cliched... I LOVED IT... laughed and
cried. John Glover as good twin/bad twin,
and Jason Alexander as the pudgy Broadway
showtune-singing AIDS victim are excellent.
From Terrence McNally's Tony-winning
play.
BearMovie: #48 Entered: January 3, 2000 by dwc
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The Man Who Would Be King
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Year: 1975
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 129 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Sean Connery
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Review:
Probably one of Sean Connery's finest hours,
although poorly distributed when first
released, this is now regarded as a modern
classic.
Certainly one of John Huston's best later
works, ranking alongside THE DEAD and PRIZZI'S
HONOUR.
Adapted from a short story by Rudyard Kipling,
two soldiers, played by Connery and Michael
Caine, leave the British army to seek their
fortunes in Afghanistan. To cut a long story
short, by a quirk of fate Connery's character
is proclaimed as a god. Everything goes
swimmingly until power goes to head - and he
literally loses it!
Notable also for a shot of Connery's bare ass!
BearMovie: #29 Entered: September 23, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 2001
Attributes: Color Rating:
Length: 98 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Adam Fogerty
John Forgeham
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Review:
First starring vehicle for Vinnie Jones,
British footballer turned movie star,
produced
by the same man that made Lock, Stock and
Snatch with Guy Ritchie. A remake of the
Burt
Reynolds' American football/prison movie
which
I can barely remember but this Brit flick has
the added charm of some beefy support
from the
likes of John Forgeham as a Daddy Bear
who runs
the prison from the inside and Adam Fogerty
as
a mad bear called Mouse! Also, features the
comedy eyebrows of David Hemmings, still
rolling from his appearance alongside Olly
Reed
and Richard Harris in Gladiator.
BearMovie: #118 Entered: December 29, 2001 by cg
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Year: 1997
Attributes: Color, DVD Rating:
Length: 103 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Billy Connolly
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Review:
Connolly plays John Brown a Scottish servant
to Queen Victoria (Judy Dench) who is still
mourning after Albert's death. Although there's
no evidence their relationship was anything
other than platonic, it nevertheless caused
quite a scandal, to the point where satirists
began refering to Victoria as "Mrs. Brown".
Connolly is fantastic, very adorable, and
there is a delightful scene of him swimming
(nude!) with his brother.
A 5-star movie.
BearMovie: #024 Entered: September 14, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1999
Attributes: Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 96 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Pruitt Taylor Vince
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Review:
Beyond its appeal as an insightful comedy, PTV
portrays a sexually repressed patient who
reveals his steamy fantasies in a way some/most
bears might be able to relate with.
And the bear finds happiness in the end!
BearMovie: #64 Entered: April 29, 2000 by RAD
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Year: 1994
Attributes: Based on a Novel, Color, VHS Rating:
Length: 110 minutes
Featured Bears:
Pruitt Taylor Vince
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Review:
Great love story movie about a lazy backward
town in upstate New-York. Pruitt Taylor Vince
plays Paul Newman's buddy in this tale! Some
great scenes with Vince playing a really
luvable part, and besides which, looking
incredibly woofy with his beard
BearMovie: #45 Entered: December 10, 1999 by cg
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Year: 1979
Attributes: Based on a Novel, Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 119 minutes
Featured Bears:
Nick Nolte
John Matuszak
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Review:
Football team is abused by the management and
particularly by the owner. Some locker room
scenes worth noting.
BearMovie: #020 Entered: September 12, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1995
Attributes: Based on a Novel, Color, DVD, VHS Rating:
Length: 124 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Kenneth Branagh
Laurence Fishburne
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Review:
Yet another Shakespeare movie with great
eye candy!
Othello (Laurence Fishburne) wears a lovely
goatee that
goes so well with his big musclebear-ish
build, and i'll be
damned if Iago (Kenneth Branagh) isn't one
helluva cute
cub....*sigh* it's always the con men and
murderers, eh? i
remember watching this in my high school
english class and
practically swooning during Iago's "put
money in thy
purse!" speech...my god, he's gorge!
BearMovie: #123 Entered: May 5, 2002 by cg
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Year: 2000
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 129 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
John C. Reilly
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BearMovie: #83 Entered: January 13, 2001 by cg
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Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace
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Year: 1999
Attributes: Color, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 136 minutes
Featured Bears:
Oliver Ford Davies
Liam Neeson
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Review:
Featuring Oliver Ford Davies as Sio Bibble,
the
cute daddybear governor of planet Naboo;
Liam
Neeson as a lightly-bearded and
overly-serious
Jedi master; Ewan Macgregor as a young,
puckish
Obi-Wan; Ray Park as Darth Maul in some
jaw-dropping saber fighting scenes; and
Natalie
Portman's Queen Amidala, whose wardrobe
will
turn any drag queen green with envy.
BearMovie: #59 Entered: April 5, 2000 by cg
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Year: 1996
Attributes: Color Rating:
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Featured Bears:
James Cosmo
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Review:
For all you who like your daddy bears big,
Scottish and hairy, James Cosmo, the veteran
Celtic thespian, appears as Mr Renton, father
of the character referred to by Begbie as Rent
Boy!
BearMovie: #97 Entered: June 2, 2001 by msr
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Year: 1999
Attributes: Color Rating:
Length: 100 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Gavin O'Connor
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Review:
O'Connor is Woof City. He plays a guy who has a
fling with the main (unfortunately, female)
character. He has a very full goatee, mustache,
hairy chest (B4, easy). There's only one
shirtless shot, but several hints of chest hair
and the movie gets bonus points because his
character is a trucker.
BearMovie: #44 Entered: December 9, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1969
Attributes: Based on a Novel, Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 131 minutes
Featured Bears:
Oliver Reed
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Review:
A classic scene in this movie has Reed
and Alan Bates wrestling nude (and
VERY homoerotically).
BearMovie: #012 Entered: September 9, 1999 by RAD
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