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Year: 1991
Attributes: Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 120 minutes
Featured Bears:
Bernard Hill
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Review:
Mmmm, Bernard Hill!
Possibly my favourite movie bear ever! You
probably saw Titanic -- Hill played Cpt.
Smith in
that one. Here he has reddish brown, wavy
hair
and matching beard, looking quite a bit
younger,
but just as handsome! Hill plays the lead
character, "Madgett", who falls for three
women
at once, who plot against him, leading to
tragic
consequences for poor Madgett.
You'll want to rewind (over and over!) the
scene with Madgett wearing nothing but a
thin
tie, sitting in bed, with that lovely chest and
shoulders...then he GETS UP and walks to
his
window and we get a great, long look at his
back
and grab-able ass!
The rest of the movie, you'll be looking into
his lovable, warm eyes, as well as the rest
of
his gorgeous attributes.
This is a Peter Greenaway film, so if you've
seen any of his other movies like "The Cook,
The
Thief, His Wife & Her Lover", or "The Pillow
Book", you may have some hint of the artsy-
ness
you should expect here, but Bernard Hill will
keep your eyes occupied even if you're
scratching your head at some of the other
things going on in this movie.
BearMovie: #110 Entered: July 28, 2001 by cg
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Year: 1995
Attributes: Color Rating:
Length: 96 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Kevin Smith
Ethan Suplee
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Review:
Two bears of note: Smith (Silent Bob)
with more scenes than in Slackers or
Chasing Amy, and Suplee who is a chubby
bear trying to make sense of those
annoying 3-D art things.
The DVD version of this move contains over one
hour of Deleted Scenes, plus commentary from
writer/director (and bear of great note)
Kevin Smith.
BearMovie: #014 Entered: September 9, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1996
Attributes: Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 90 minutes
Featured Bears:
Henry White
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Review:
Raising Heroes should be in every bear's video
collection because Henry White is beautiful. And
come on, a gay bear couple taking down the mob.
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED!!!
BearMovie: #65 Entered: May 8, 2000 by cg
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Year: 1981
Attributes: English Subtitles, VHS Rating:
Length: 93 minutes
Featured Bears:
Frank Ripploh
Bernd Broaderup
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Review:
A German movie about a man who is
obsessed with
tea-room sex. Both he and his
boyfriend are
bears.
BearMovie: #015 Entered: September 10, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1999
Attributes: Based on a Novel, B/W, VHS Rating:
Length: 87 minutes
Featured Bears:
Patrick Warburton
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Review:
This movie made little noise at the box
office, and is not currently available
commercially in the US, but you can usually
track down VHS copies on Ebay or Amazon
Auctions. It's worth the hunt!
The movie is a B/W adaptation of Charles
Willeford's novel starring Patrick Warburton
(Seinfeld, The Tick, numerous TV
commercials). The movie features
numerous shirtless shots of the gloriously
furry-chested Warburton. The movie is odd
& quirky, and may not appeal to everyone,
but you may still enjoy watching it with the
sound off!
[Not currently available from Amazon. -Ed.]
BearMovie: #120 Entered: January 21, 2002 by cg
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