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Science Fiction Section
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Year: 1989
Attributes: Color, Directors Cut, DVD, NTSC, PAL, VHS Rating:
Length: 171 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Leo Burmester
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Review:
Have a look at that gorgeous bear Mr Burmester
is !! Haven't you noticed him before ? He is
one of the reasons I still keep watching this
film. He's got one of the sweetest bear faces I
have ever seen and all without loosing any of
that masculinity he oozes throughout the film.
Lovely eyes, marvellous smile, beautiful golden
hair and beard...You can also see him soaking
wet on his swimming suit during one of the most
exciting sequences in the film. Give it a go
and you will also fall in love with him!!
Daniel G R
BearMovie: #60 Entered: April 16, 2000 by RAD
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Year: 1987
Attributes: Color Rating:
Length: 97 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Dennis Boutsikaris
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Review:
Boutsikaris is very cute AND woofy-the
movie is science-fiction,funny, AND PG-Rated
(by today;s standards-Not many like that
these days)
BearMovie: #84 Entered: January 21, 2001 by RAD
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Year: 1985
Attributes: Color, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 117 minutes
Featured Bears:
Wilford Brimley
Brian Dennehy
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Review:
Brimley is part of a retirement community
that interacts with space aliens. There's
a very memorable scene where he discusses
having a hard on (swoon). A few bare
chest shots too.
Dennehy plays one of the aliens. No beard
in this one, but still great eye candy.
Followed by a sequel in 1988.
BearMovie: #009 Entered: September 9, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1984
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 137 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Everett McGill
Jurgen Prochnow
Jose Ferrer
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Review:
David Lynch's intentionally-bizarre
interpretation of the Frank Herbert sci-fi
classic. Since it crams Herbert's epic novel
into a mere two hours, the pace is quick and
perhaps confusing if you're not familar with
the story. Plenty of bears amongst the
Fremen, a race of desert-dwellers, including
Stilgar (Everett McGill) and numerous
uncredited woofers (especially the guy with
long, coal-black beard...) Other furry-types
include Duke Atreides (Jurgen Prochnow)
and the Emperor (Jose Ferrer).
BearMovie: #106 Entered: July 2, 2001 by cg
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Year: 1997
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 127 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Ian Holm
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BearMovie: #30 Entered: September 24, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1980
Attributes: Color, DVD, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 111 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Brian Blessed
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Review:
Blessed plays Prince Vultan. Music by Queen.
BearMovie: #008 Entered: September 9, 1999 by RAD
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Year: 1981
Attributes: Color, DVD, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 109 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Sean Connery
Peter Boyle
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Review:
Bears in space! Another of those rare movies
where all the actors in leading
roles sport beards. Here's hoping this is what
the future holds in store for
us.
BearMovie: #51 Entered: February 3, 2000 by dwc
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Year: 1978
Attributes: Color, DVD Rating:
Length: 94 minutes
version also available
Featured Bears:
Bradford Dillman
Kevin McCarthy
Paul Bartel
Keenan Wynn
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Review:
For no apparent reason (other than that they
look good) this Roger Corman
produced campy fish fest manages the rare feat
of having four of it's leading
actors with full beards, and goes to show that a
face full of fur is no
protection from man-eating mutant fish. All
this and Barbara Steele!
BearMovie: #52 Entered: February 3, 2000 by dwc
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Year: 1998
Attributes: Color, DVD, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
version also available
Featured Bears:
Jonathan Frakes
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Review:
A decent Next Generation movie with Jonathan
Frakes directing. He therefore doesn't have as
prominent a role, however is still quite bearish
throughout. That is, until he shaves his beard
for Deanna Troi!!
BearMovie: #28 Entered: September 20, 1999 by MSR
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Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace
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Year: 1999
Attributes: Color, Letterbox, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 136 minutes
Featured Bears:
Oliver Ford Davies
Liam Neeson
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Review:
Featuring Oliver Ford Davies as Sio Bibble,
the
cute daddybear governor of planet Naboo;
Liam
Neeson as a lightly-bearded and
overly-serious
Jedi master; Ewan Macgregor as a young,
puckish
Obi-Wan; Ray Park as Darth Maul in some
jaw-dropping saber fighting scenes; and
Natalie
Portman's Queen Amidala, whose wardrobe
will
turn any drag queen green with envy.
BearMovie: #59 Entered: April 5, 2000 by cg
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Year: 1977
Attributes: Color, Directors Cut, NTSC, VHS Rating:
Length: 125 minutes
Featured Bears:
Alec Guinness
William Hootkins
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Review:
Why is it that the bears always have to die in
the movies? Midway through "Star Wars,"
Alex Guiness gets acquainted with the
business end of Darth Vader's lightsaber.
Then during the assault on the Death Star,
Lucas teases us with the sudden
appearance of a very cute chubby bear
named Jek Porkins (William Hootkins) as
the pilot of Red #6.
Almost as soon as he appears on the
screen, he's shot out of the sky by a laser
cannon. *sigh* Even the not-quite-bears get
killed, such as Luke's old friend, the cute,
mustached Biggs Darklighter (Garrick
Hagon).
BearMovie: #86 Entered: February 18, 2001 by cg
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