BEAR TRAP V



The Carolina Bear Lodge hosted their annual run July 30 - August 1, in Raleigh for the first time, with attendees from as far

The Raleigh Downtown Holiday Inn
away as Colorado and Florida (where it was cooler). The host hotel was the downtown Holiday Inn, a short walk from Flex, the host bar, and other family businesses. Despite balky elevators and 100 degree temperatures that exceeded the capabilites of the hotel's and bar's air conditioning (gets the bears down to the bare essentials...) Bear Trap V was a big success.


The "mess hall" at the welcome party
The run had a (mostly) military theme, which started at the Friday evening welcome

CBL President Bill Harrison takes time out for watermellon

uniform party. Many wore various kinds of camoflage clothing, but a few had military uniforms that had been their own... WOOF! (even with a few extra pounds).

Cool salsa and a hot cigar


Bear with a bear talks to bears
The party continued on at Flex, until Midnight, when the boots and boxers after-hours party started at the hotel. The temperature was certainly right for skivvies, and

Bears get comfortable
about 3:00 a.m. it got really hot (or so I hear).

Eye-openers Saturday morning was at Innovations, a nearby leather store, conveniently lasting from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Bagels, sausage balls and Bloody Marys helped to work the cobwebs out. And, oh, the smell of leather!


A lot to apply sunscreen to...
Other than the vendor fair, bears had two choices for daytime Saturday. One group headed out to a local lake for 'clothing-optional' fun. Others tried to keep cool at the hotel pool.

Bears crowd the shady side of the pool


Loading up in the buffet line
Saturday evening began with cocktails and a banquet, followed by the "USO Show."

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Baby Bear and his bear bed
The entertainment began with a unique version of "Goldilocks and the three bears," featuring bear-beds, bear-chairs, bear-bears, and even bear-Goldilocks.

Goldilocks???


The "Goldilocks" cast takes a bow


Best Butt contestants line up for inspection
Next came the Best Beard, Belly, Butt and Box contest. Contestants participated in one of the 4 categories, and were first given an opportunity to "strut their stuff,"

Best Box, Belly, Beard and Butt winners
then shown in comparison to the other competitors. The bear that received the most applause was named the winner.


Tim Stroud in his "Mr. Bear Trap" sash
New this year at Bear Trap was the "Mr. Bear Trap" award. Each run registrant was given a ballot, and asked to select a person for their recognition and dedication at all club functions and events. Bear Trap V Chairman Tim Stroud was named "Mr. Bear Trap."


Ready for the "Full Monty"
The entertainment ended with a surprise performance of "The Full Monty." It was so good, they put their clothes back on, and did it again.

Bears then headed off to a packed Flex for a few hours, before returning for the

A variety of togas
after-hours party, "a Roman Toga Party for which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits

Bacchus reincarnated?
listing them here." Well, not quite, but it was great fun.

Those that made it up by 11:00 Sunday morning were treated to a delicious breakfast buffet in the scenic, but very warm, hotel restaurant on the top floor. Good-byes were said, elevators waited on, and the bears returned to their dens across the country.

Congratulations to the Bear Trap V Committee, and the Carolina Bear Lodge for a fun, well-organized weekend.

dwc




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